Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5. Rated R- Page 175

[tazber]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:58am

Not for Jaily Linnie.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 11:58am

Well, linnie, I really only want to kiss Buzz (well unless Adam Pascal suddenly appears in my living room), but a nice dinner date with a cute boy wouldn't be so bad, lol!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:00pm

Tink..I think Adam was looking for you, but you were at your Mom...your damn luck.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:00pm

I suppose taz.

Tink, That would be lovely. And who wouldn't want to kiss Mr. Pascal?

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:01pm

I wouldn't, Linnie.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:02pm

Me either D2...altho he can sing to me while I eat my dinner.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:02pm

Damn, and I though the directions I left for him would suffice! Oh well, next time!

[tazber]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:03pm

It was just a joke about Jaily Linster.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:03pm

i wanna go on a date too. someone wanna fly the boy over here for like 2 days for me?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:04pm

Sure Middy..after I'm done with him I will

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:04pm

don't ask boobs, the flight might mistakenly get re directed to Newark. NJ instead of PA.....

[tazber]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:05pm

Aren't we a hard up group?

Except for Deet who seems perfectly content.

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:05pm

There'd be no mistake about it, Tink. He'd be booked on a flight through Newark with a 7 hour layover...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:06pm

Did you say LAYOVER?

[tazber]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:07pm

Now THAT'S a scandal!

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:07pm

You "heard" me.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:08pm

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME



Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?




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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?




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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?




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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?




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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:08pm

i know. boobs would kidnap him and then i'd NEVER get my date.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:09pm

Ahhhhhh Middy..I'd send him to you..eventually darling.

[D2]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:11pm

7 hours isn't enough? (14 if you count the return trip.)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:12pm

Middy..I'll make sure he brings you a dozen roses too.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:13pm

awww, Boobs is so considerate!

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:15pm

This conversation is far too disjointed.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:15pm

I always take care of my friends Tink.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 6/12/07 at 12:16pm

ok boobs, i'll take the dozen roses. by the way, he got my mom flowers and hasn't gotten me any yet. he sent her flowers for mothers day and i'm like... but i haven't even gotten them yet. wtf?