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#2651

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

There's a wrong way to rub someone? I'VE never gotten any complaints.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#2652

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

It's such a late night on BWW.

I was really, really slutty when I lived in San Francisco.

But I'm good now re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy I haven't had sex with anyone except Ivan in the last 3 years.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#2653

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Austin, Is that really not you in your Av?
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2654

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Bon jour, avs. Off to spend the day by myself in Paris, as J2 is giving his presentation in Nantes. Tomorrow we leave for Firenze.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2655

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

I swear that isn't me in my avatar!

I was supposed to go see a surfing competition with some Dallas friends in Nice, but they all backed out re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

I'm having issues with this rewrite. The original script doesn't work since the lead actor doesn't have a drivers license, so I have to rework it a little bit.

The script is called A DATE WITH JESSICA and its about a guy, named Jerry, who has trouble deciding whether to go to his girlfriend's funeral. I purposefully misdirect the audience into thinking he's got cold feet about the wedding, but in the end, I showed the church with the hearse.

Since the actor can't drive, the director wants me to make the movie about him getting dressed. I'm finding it difficult to keep the story interesting.

I have a new idea that takes place in Jerry's truck. There's no driving, so that should be okay. I'm just having trouble with the dialogue. He also only wants one actor, which is what the original script had.

You can read the script on https://www.moviepoet.com, but you have to be a member. I'll upload this new draft on https://www.simplyscripts.com after I finish it.

And I'm done.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#2662

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Hey loves.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#2664

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

I'll survive!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#2666

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

How are you?
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#2668

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

hold up - what did I miss???? Linnie, are you ok?

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2670

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

I'm getting around, though perhaps I shouldn't be. I took today off, just because I could. I went back onstage last night though, just to deliver lines, no singing/dancing.

Tink, I suffered a sudden punctured lung onstage at Crazy For You last Saturday night, and was rushed to hospital in a car during the interval.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#2671

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

holy crap!!! But you still went on last night...what a trooper!! I hope you recover quickly! re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2672

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

So, the BWW April Fools post includes the F word...

So, I feel we should be at liberty to use. Don't ya think?
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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