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#276

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:18pm

Life would be pretty boring if we knew what's happening next.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#277

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:22pm

It stinks, Mauri, but every person I know has said the same thing: Whatever happens, happens, and you will end up exactly where you are meant to be.

I don't know if thats true, but everybody seems to think it is, so I'll just play along until I have proof of anything different!

#278

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:24pm

That's my plan, too. The idea that everything happens for a reason does provide small comfort, if nothing else.

#279

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:28pm

That, and a cup of tea!

*hugs*

I must stop procrastinating and do some homework...blah.

#280

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:29pm

The trick is reconciling where you're meant to be with where you want to be at the moment.

But trust me DGG, (and Mauri) things do happen for a reason and 99% of the time you find you're better off in the long run.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#281

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:30pm

*passes by, humming ('cause I can't whistle)*
Que será, será
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que será, será...

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 3/17/08 at 03:30 PM

#282

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:35pm

::smiles at Deet and Stagey::

I could totally use a cup of tea right now. It's pouring rain outside, and I accidentally tucked my foot with a wet shoe under me when I sat down at my desk. There's nothing like a wet ass to make you feel like a winner.

#283

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:37pm

Stagey says that all the time.

#284

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:38pm

No, his grandmother said that all the time.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#285

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:44pm

Ew, fun.

It's sunny, but windy here. I just had a cup of tea, and I'm looking for a snack. I've been starving all day. I didn't eat the whole time I was sick, and now that I'm only stuffy, I'm hungry.

#286

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:45pm

A cold front came in a day or two ago and it's windy and freezing.

It felt really good the first week of March.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#287

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:46pm

Touche, Austin. About Stagey's grandmother, that is.

#288

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:48pm

Hello, all.

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

#289

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:48pm

I feel so unmotivated today.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#290

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:49pm

All day I've been singing, "Let the moment go. Don't forget it for a moment though."

#291

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 3:50pm

I was singing "When I entered they trumpeted" yesterday and then the whole goo/shoe/clue part.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#292

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:03pm

Basically DGG, if you settle now then you're resigning yourself to a life of unfulfilled wishes and dashed hopes.
You'll end up on anti-depressants by 25 and heavy drinking by 30.

jk, you'll be fine.

....but the world goes 'round

#293

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:14pm

Hey all! I just got home from taking my sis out!

#294

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:15pm

Did you have a nice lunch?

#295

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:16pm

Couldn't you be arrested for that?

Or at the very least, propositioned?

#296

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:17pm

People, I'm going to be on MTV (for a few brief seconds at a time) again!

I'm going to the taping of the final episode of the LEGALLY BLONDE reality show tomorrow.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#297

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:20pm

I took her to best buy, I bought RockBand, then to lunch, then to Duffy's...and drank green beer...and well, almost got in trouble...

Wait, they already started filming the reality show?

#298

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:26pm

Yay RockBand! That's a lot of fun. I just wish they had more songs featuring female lead singers.

#299

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:28pm

Question: to make green beer, you add blue food coloring, yes?

#300

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/17/08 at 4:29pm

answer: yes

....but the world goes 'round

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