I'm no child!
Pipe down, little girl! As my grandmother used to tell me, "Children should not be seen nor heard." Often followed by, "Scram!"
Aww...well grandmother knows best.
I like your grandma stagey. I don't like kids either.
I hate kids. Really.
What about calves?
whiny, needy, messy little pains in the ass.
Is that a trick question stagey?
Nive legs on a guy are hot.
Thighs are more important than calves, though. Closer to the money zone.
Good thinking, scott.
But yeah, nice legs are a must.
Kas:
Kid = baby goat
Calf = baby cow
Anyway...
Do you guys remember MTV's TRUE LIFE? Like 5 years ago they did a segment called "I Want Plastic Surgery" and they featured a hot guy who got calf implants. He later did gay porn, so that made me happy.
Yes, I've seen that. He was hot.
Did you guys ever watch a show on MTV called Undressed? It was the shiznit.
can't say that I remember that. MTV is so last decade.
Undressed was AMAZING. Nearly every actor currently in his/her twenties working today was on it at some point. I used to stay up until three or four in the morning watching it turned down low so my parents wouldn't know. I credit it more than anything else with getting me through puberty (relatively) unscathed.
I loved the plastic surgery calf dude! He was the one who insisted that body glitter was a must when going to the club, right? The ending of his segment was the best. "So-and-so is now dancing in a gay club. He and his calves are still single."
scott, I used to do the same thing! hah. My parents wouldn't let me watch it, so I had to be sneaky.
but yeah, if Undressed made it to DVD, I would buy every single season.
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There was a mini-marathon one night last April! Midnight to 5 am, just like the good old days. I was mad at the episode selection, though. They started with the guy whose girlfriend wanted him to get circumcised and stopped in the middle of the gay guy who accidentally asked out his female neighbor in the elevator because he thought she was a dude.
undressed was the one show that I always watched. It was so bad it was good.
Whhaaat...an undressed marathon?! How did I miss this? They really need to put it back on the air.
I have a clip of Calf Implant Dude (he goes by the nom de porn Tony Cage) for those who want it. It's a solo, though, but he plays with his ass, so it's worth it. (I'm a butt man, okay?)
LOL, I remember that one sam!
Ahhhhh I just wikipedia-ed it and all six seasons are viewable online! My summer just got ten bajillion times better!
http://www.undressedtv.com/
OMG
Sam, I officially love you forever.
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And by all six seasons, I mean... just season one. But the website looks current, so maybe they'll update it soon!
I never got into UNDRESSED. But I do remember first spotting (and being smitten by) the delicious Nicholas González (before RESURRECTION BLVD. and THE O.C.) as the closeted gay older brother.
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