This thread's on life support. Do we pull the plug?
Hmm...I don't know. It definitely has been dead in here.
NO! We revive the bitch and PAR-TAY!!
Wanna perform mouth to mouth, taz? (That was not a come-on.)
Let's do it! Everyone's invited.
Sure! The more the merrier.
I have an idea: Let's play Suck & Blow.
*whips out deck of cards*
I'm in.
There's a package coming your way actr.
And I mean in the mail, not someone's crotch.
OMG! I love packages (in every sense of the word)! Tazzy, you make me the happiest boy there is! If I could hug you, I would!
I have an email to send you as well... I just don't even know where to begin. haha!
Will someone please deliver my roommate back to me? In a package or out of it, I really don't care. He left five hours ago claiming to be going to his aunt and uncle's, but I've talked to them, and he's not there. We can't find him anywhere.
Keep your fingers crossed, will you?
SH*T...that sucks.
Does it this happen a lot?
Way to deflate my boner, scott.
Try to stay calm Sammy. I'm sure there's a good explanation.
Are you gonna be okay, bud?
No. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time he hasn't come home, of course, but he's never disappeared like this and turned off his phone after lying to me and to our really good friend. I'm really worried, actually. So much for sleep tonight.
I'm sure he's fine. Try not to think about it too much. It will drive you crazy!
Sorry, Stagey... just think about me worried and willing to do anything for information and then think about what you'd make me do for info. Instant boner!
And I'm fine, Actr. We've checked every bar, McDonald's, and emergency room within twenty blocks, so really I don't know what else there is to do besides wait.
I'm sure he'll be fine sam. Think about the spanking you can administer once he's back home.
*hugs*
I can't sleep
Sorry, Stagey... just think about me worried and willing to do anything for information and then think about what you'd make me do for info. Instant boner!
Wow! It really works!
LOL.
Pfft, thinking about me doing ANYTHING would give you a boner, wouldn't it, J?
Anyway, thanks for the encouraging words, bitches. I don't mean to whine, I just don't often have human emotions to show, so I feel like I might as well take advantage of them while I can and hopefully get some goodwill going to get my friend home safe and sound.
I think it's safe to say that pretty much everyone in here needs to get laid. (including me)
Don't get emotions Sam! Between that and the boners, I might have to marry you!
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