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#3376

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:50pm

It's one of the few I didn't get when it was released - I'll have to wait for the next time they "take it out of the vaults." Or rent it.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3377

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:54pm

I fell asleep in the theater.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3378

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:01pm

What are we drinking today Jaily?

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3379

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:02pm

Hey SM2! Long time no see.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

#3380

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:02pm

Really, SM2? I thought it was hilarious. Oh well. Different strokes...

#3381

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:10pm

Hey, Rav, my baby doll!

'Tis true, D2. I was disappointed by it. I didn't even bother buying the soundtrack. *hears a gasp at the utterance of that word, quickly followed by a sigh of relief*

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3382

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:16pm

I don't think it's in the vault D2. I think it's always available.
Break a leg Parksy, and your freind too.
Jaily, call your sponsor stat!
Tink, you're always invited into our girl talks. But only if you've work ala Meg.

To summarize the last 20 pages Parksy:

I was banned from the boards, but have obvioulsy snuck back on. D2 was aquitted of that nagging homicide rap that's been dogging him for years.
Linnie finally revealed that he is the reincarnation of Bing Crosby.
Tink had 4 face lifts and now has no eyes.
Rath hooked up with a hot blonde and ran off to California.
SM2 developed a unique strain of herpes that has turned him into a festering sore.
Jaily got out of rehab, but was imediately arrested for vehicular recklessness when he ran over Nicole Ritchie. She's ok though b/c she's skinny enough to just slip under the car.
Actr hooked up with a Victoria Secret model and was cured of his gay
Ravi started a movement to clear Jim Jones' name. She's hosting a cocktail party next week for the cause.
Perfectly Marvelous had a sex change and is now dating Alan Cumming.
Gosh, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.

Anyway, pretty tame overall.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 04:16 PM

#3383

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:22pm

A correction: That should be "sneaked back."

"SM2 developed a unique strain of herpes that has turned him into a festering sore."

I told you that in confidence.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3384

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:27pm

I get my boobs done next week.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3385

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:34pm

That homicide rap? LIES, I TELLS YA, LIES! LIES! LIES! All perpetrated by that vindictive nun I slapped in the third grade.

#3386

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 5:10pm

D2, your signature inspired me to break out my Donna Muprhy "Wonderful Town" and give it a listen, bringing back some very fond memories from a time in my life.

#3387

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:20pm

Finally, a pic of my new haircut. Which isn't all that new anymore, but what the hell.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3388

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:21pm

saw Anna in the Tropics today. it was like a high school play. all the elderly people behind me talked the ENTIRE way through, used their cellphones and laughed at innaporopiate moments.

it was awful

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#3389

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:28pm

That sucks. Sometimes I wish I could rent out theaters just for my friends and me to watch the show.

I wish the rain today had been snow - there'd be no work tomorrow!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3390

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:49pm

Rath, I like the new 'do!

Taz, you left me out of your summary. Cock.
You were banned? When did this happen?

I have SO many things taping tonight. Reno 911, Flavor of Love's Charm School (starring Monique), and something else...but I can't remember.

I tape the mindless shows so I can fast forward through them and the commercials. I'd rather not waste a full 30 min or hour watching a bunch of trashy girls fight for $50,000 and a little attention from FLAVA FLAV!

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 06:49 PM

#3391

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:51pm

Whoa, when is Charm School on??

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3392

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:53pm

SEASON PREMIERE! 10pm on VH1.

It better be trashy, mindless, and tacky.

#3393

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 6:56pm

Finally, a face to put to the legendary name! Thanks Rath.

Taz, not everyone was supposed to know about my past, Crosby-ish life.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#3394

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:00pm

I was going to go to bed at 10:00. Perhaps not...

You're welcome, linnie, hope you're not disappointed!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3395

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:02pm

Not at all! Pleasantly surpised.

#3396

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:03pm

Cute hair, Rath.

Matthew, thanks for reminding us about Charm School. Would you really expect it to be anything other than trashy, mindless and tacky? I'm SO EXCITED!

#3397

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:05pm

Woohoo!

Rath, why in bed so early? You're not 80...yet.

#3398

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:10pm

Awfully close, though, Matty.

Thanks, jag. It's been shoulder length and longer for years, so this is a BIG change.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3399

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:12pm

12.15, time for me to go beddy-byes!

Night!

#3400

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 7:17pm

That's actually a good picture of you, Rath. You look different from the last time I saw you. Take it for what it's worth.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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