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#3376

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:43pm

And Hey Taz.

I get really bad withdrawals after big shows and long holidays. I hate coming home from a long holiday, life just seems not worth living. Seriously. I'm very easily depressed.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#3377

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:43pm

Yes, D2, but when you're drunk, Privacy takes on many new, and fun, meanings...

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 02:43 PM

#3378

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:49pm

But it is still private. In my bedroom in my huge pre-war apartment overlooking Central Park bought before I lost my "fortune" in the stock market.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3379

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:52pm

Crash of '29, was it?

#3380

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:58pm

I've been crazy busy lately! School was a bitch this last week. I helped host a play contest at my school on Thursday. I had dancing auditions for Annie Get Your Gun on Friday (did HORRIBLE). I have acting auditions tomorrow. I have to memorize my scene today with my friend who I am pretty sure is going to get Annie. It's not too hard though. I've looked at it just a few times and have a good amount of it down. I'm applying for a job at American Eagle...I would LOVE to work there!

How has everyone been? Anyone wanna sum up what has happened in the last 20 pages for me?

I must say, I have missed you all.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

#3381

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:58pm

LMAO!

Brilliant comeback, Linnie.

#3382

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 2:59pm

lol linnie. I was just teasing D2. But just for curiosity, do you still "perform"?

....but the world goes 'round

#3383

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:00pm

Yes, but only on alternate Saturdays and some religious holidays.

#3384

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:01pm

Removed due to D2's displeasure.

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 03:01 PM

#3385

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:03pm

hmmmm, the boys have been having interesting discussions this afternoon!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3386

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:06pm

Time to change the subject. So, what do we all think about Meg Ryan's new face?

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 03:06 PM

#3387

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:26pm

Meg Ryan has a new face?

Btw, sorry for calling you Matt, Matthew Addison.

#3388

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:29pm

Feel free to join in, Tink!

Yeah, Meg looks like she's had some work done. She and Nicole Kidman both look like they've been replaced by aliens from another, tighter world.

#3389

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:33pm

aww, really I can???

I just started watching Disney's Hercules.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3390

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:43pm

I only saw that once, in the movie theatre, but I remember enjoying it. James Wood's vocal characterization was terrific.

#3391

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:46pm

I love it. I don't get to watch it often enough.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3392

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:49pm

I just love rainy-day drinkypoos, don't you? :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3393

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:50pm

It's one of the few I didn't get when it was released - I'll have to wait for the next time they "take it out of the vaults." Or rent it.

#3394

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 3:54pm

I fell asleep in the theater.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3395

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:01pm

What are we drinking today Jaily?

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3396

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:02pm

Hey SM2! Long time no see.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

#3397

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:02pm

Really, SM2? I thought it was hilarious. Oh well. Different strokes...

#3398

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:10pm

Hey, Rav, my baby doll!

'Tis true, D2. I was disappointed by it. I didn't even bother buying the soundtrack. *hears a gasp at the utterance of that word, quickly followed by a sigh of relief*

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3399

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:16pm

I don't think it's in the vault D2. I think it's always available.
Break a leg Parksy, and your freind too.
Jaily, call your sponsor stat!
Tink, you're always invited into our girl talks. But only if you've work ala Meg.

To summarize the last 20 pages Parksy:

I was banned from the boards, but have obvioulsy snuck back on. D2 was aquitted of that nagging homicide rap that's been dogging him for years.
Linnie finally revealed that he is the reincarnation of Bing Crosby.
Tink had 4 face lifts and now has no eyes.
Rath hooked up with a hot blonde and ran off to California.
SM2 developed a unique strain of herpes that has turned him into a festering sore.
Jaily got out of rehab, but was imediately arrested for vehicular recklessness when he ran over Nicole Ritchie. She's ok though b/c she's skinny enough to just slip under the car.
Actr hooked up with a Victoria Secret model and was cured of his gay
Ravi started a movement to clear Jim Jones' name. She's hosting a cocktail party next week for the cause.
Perfectly Marvelous had a sex change and is now dating Alan Cumming.
Gosh, I hope I didn't leave anyone out.

Anyway, pretty tame overall.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 4/15/07 at 04:16 PM

#3400

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/15/07 at 4:22pm

A correction: That should be "sneaked back."

"SM2 developed a unique strain of herpes that has turned him into a festering sore."

I told you that in confidence.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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