The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
I am happy to report that I still have a pulse.
My brain cells are functioning, at least nominally.
Despite being a checking account in the red and a desperately frustrating and difficult summer for my entire family I have even managed a few laughs and kissed a girl young enough to be my daughter.....if I'd gotten knocked up at 14 instead of 20, lovely as she is...it's just too weird to even contemplate dating someone who has more cultural references in common with my sons than she does with me.
I will be more readily available from now on ...feel free to PM me if you so desire.
XOXO
Lisa
"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that."
~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.
Updated On: 8/6/07 at 05:37 AM