DGG, I would've just pretended they were deaf.
Wanna hear a funny story? One time my siblings and I put on a shoddy production of THE MIRACLE WORKER for the family. We even recorded it. Alas, the tape has been lost to mankind.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia