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#576

Is That You In My Back Door? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 4:29am

Emoooo

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#577

Is That You In My Back Door? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 4:32am

Is the post-eating back? Ugh, whatever.

Alright y'all, I should probably get some sleep. Heading to California tomorrow! See yinz laterrrr.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#578

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 5:04am

night all.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#579

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 5:45am

It's only 2:45.
Where is everyone?
I think I'm going to try to go back to bed.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#580

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 7:24am

Morning!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#581

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 7:28am

'Morning, soapy!

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#582

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 7:31am

Hey, Foster! How's morning treating you?

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#583

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 7:36am

I caught a cockroach this morning in my bathroom, and one last night before I went to bed too.

That's OK, though. My tolerance for them has grown since I first hit NYC. I don't freak out as much as I used to. I just grab them with a towel and flush them.

#584

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 7:51am

Alabama isn't big on cockroaches, but we are on spiders. . . huge ones. I've lived here since the 5th grade and I don't think I'll ever get used to them.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#585

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:10am

We had spiders back where I grew up in Connecticut. I'm still freaked out by spiders, but for some reason I've gotten used to the cockroaches.

#586

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:13am

I'm not too bad with Spiders.

Sorry I just dropped like that last night, I didn't even get to sleep until 7am. The floor was extrememly uncomfortable.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#587

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:17am

Good afternoon to you, Mr. Linnie. And how are you this dreary Saturday? (At least in NYC)

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#588

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:22am

DEETER! (:-P)

It's not too bad here, actually. Clear but not as cold as yesterday.

#589

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:26am

Please greet me as Mr. Deeter, if you please.

I'm very glad the weather is finer on your side of the pond.

#590

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:29am

Have I annoyed you with my new greetign regulations?

#591

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:36am

Linnie!

Mr. Deeter!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#592

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 8:55am

Morning everyone!

"I killed a cockroach so big it left a puddle of pus on my wall..."

I will give 10,000 points and nine dozen cookies to anyone who knows what song that's from.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#593

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:00am

Ani Difranco! I don't remeber the name of the song, but I know it's Ani.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#594

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:00am

Fire Door!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#595

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:02am

Soapy, I love you more than life

Yes, it's "Fire Door" by Ani DiFranco. Love that song.

I'm so depressed. Everyone is all busy preparing for the holiday and going out of town and I'm doing the same thing I do every year. My entire family (pretty much) lives in Pittsburgh so we never have to go anywhere. So I'll be bored and alone here for the next four days. Meh.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#596

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:15am

ugh good morning all, ugh my head, stupid apple martinis , ugh

sends a giant spider with cocoa for foster and the cows bring cocoa for the rest

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#597

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:16am

Well, aren't you a barrel of fun?

#598

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:18am

Appletinis always make me think of Scrubs.

JD: (takes a sip of appletini): Wow, you can really taste the apples.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#599

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:21am

#600

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/22/07 at 9:24am

WELL

just for that, *the giant spider calls a friend, and they both chase foster around*

he he even when i'm hungover like the maternal parent of a poodler im funny

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