I was waiting for someone to hit on that.
I had written more, but I didn't want to dis it in case you really got it for him.
I am really getting it for him.
Nice gag gift?
He could always REALLY need bleach.
Sort'a ... we spent some time this weekend looking for it. He's a cleaning freak.
Anyway ... I'm bailing out of work REAL early.
Have a fantastic Christmas/holiday/day off.
Bye DD!
and it's always helpful in getting out those stains on the sheets.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
LALALALALA!
Surprisingly, when you are in a relationship with a cleaning freak, gifts like bleach actually mean something. I bought J2 a whole bunch of Swiffer products as a joke gift one Christmas - the idiot was THRILLED.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I know that my mom would be similarly giddy if I were to get her Magic Erasers.
Those things are pretty cool, though.
And he's getting something he really wants, right?
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
The Swiffer products are great.
I need some new lotion. The webby place between my fingers are cracked like a mofo.
The body shop sells incredible hand lotion.
Austin, try The Body Shop's Almond Oil hand lotion - it's terrific.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
The Body Shop, Oh what a God send of a store.
I'll check it out!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'm off to a party...bye, lovies!
*hugs and Christmas kisses*
Magic Erasers...*shudders* I have quite a horror story about those things.
That might be because someone tried to use them on my BODY, though...
Why won't this tattoo come off!?
My great grandma tried to rub off a freckle when I was younger. All she did was give me a washrag burn.
'Twas the day before Prom....those of you around last summer, once again, will remember my seafoam green prom dress avatar. Anyway, even though I wasn't planning on tanning or doing makeup or any of that, my entire family INSISITED that, since I'm so pale, I had to get some color. So my aunt hauled me to one of those spray-on tan salons. Needless to say, it came out a little uneven...one side of my arms and legs was tan, the other side still practically glowing white. Not to mention splotches on my neck and arms. I kind of looked like I'd fallen face-first into a vat of bronze paint. So my aunts, being the resourceful and obsessive people they are, went out and bought a ton of self-tanning products, body makeup, and whatever cleaning products they could find that would get the stuff off of me. I stood in my aunt's kitchen, one of them at one arm scrubbing the splotcjes raw with a Magic Eraser while the other tried to evenly apply tanning cream on my other arm. Fortunately, the next day, my mother found a way to fix it so I looked all right with some slightly-colored body lotion, but I had big red scratches on the undersides of my arms and my skin was so dry for weeks that it started cracking. It was awful.
So I will never use a magic eraser again and every time I hear the words I have PTSD flashbacks. *shivers*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I GOT ACCEPTED TO PACE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, I really am off....ACK!
Wow, that's an awesome Christmas present! Congratulations!
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
That is a nightmare geek
Congrats DGG, that is such an awesome Christmas gift
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