Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 69

#1701

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 3:53pm

Three of four batches down now.

Let's see...DVDs of The Godfather, Thank You For Smoking and Crash, a few sweaters, lots of fuzzy socks, a new hair straightener, seasons 2 and 3 of 24 (YAY!), a David Sedaris book, a couple other more political books, several gift cards, some Bath and Body Works stuff, the softest robe of all time, a lot of chocolate and, most importantly, a $75 gift card to the Pittsburgh Cultural District to see whatever show I choose. I was so excited about that I teared up a little. I haven't gotten to see a show in so long...

Sounds like everyone else is making out well so far. It's been a nicer holiday than I expected.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

Updated On: 12/25/07 at 03:53 PM

#1702

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 3:56pm

Sorry - what now? Who's making out?

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1703

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 3:56pm

Fun, Geek! I was thinking of you earlier. Remember how we said all we needed to cheer us up was a college acceptanc eletter, a ginat chocolate bar, and wild sex? I've gotten the first two over the last two days...

I'm not sure this poor computer could take the strain. It gets dusty inside and dies every time we try youtube, so I'm guessing no.

And yes, I did hear it, Linnie. And I did love it!

#1704

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 3:58pm

No talk of sex in my fatherly presence, Girl!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1705

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 3:59pm

But DaaAAAaad!

#1706

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:01pm

See, I could do with the third one more than the other two--I know for certain that I'll be getting into one of my schools, and it's the one I'm probably going to go to anyway, so I'm not feeling quite as much pressure. And I've got enough chocolate to keep me awake for three days straight, so you and I both just need to get laid!

Hehe.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1707

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:05pm

Absolutely not.

EITHER of you.

If I can't get laid, neither can you two!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1708

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:06pm

We could all just do it together! That would make life easy!

Hehe, just kidding

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1709

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:06pm

Oh, so it's a jealousy thing. I see.

Well in that case, I totally agree Geek. If only.


Funny, because I'm totally not like that usually.

Even if Linnie thinks I'm a slut...I kid!

#1710

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:08pm

Together, Geek?

You both have vaginas. I have about as much chance of wanting to screw that as to screw myself into a plug socket.

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1711

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:09pm

Fine then, DGG and I shall just have to go on without you, I suppose.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

Updated On: 12/25/07 at 04:09 PM

#1712

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:10pm

My daughter - the dyke. I'm so proud!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1713

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:10pm

Ha! I posted at the same time as Geek and it reads completely wrong, lol!


Yeah, actually I'm with Linnie on that one. Vaginas and boobs just don't do it for me.

#1714

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:11pm

Well, darn then, guess I'm screwed.

Or not screwed. That's the point, though, I guess.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1715

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:11pm

This thread is going SO fast!

DGG, liking anything apart from the opposite sex is far more trouble than it's worth. If it's a matter of choice, steer clear, clever girl.


ETA: Geek, there's always that plug socket.

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

Updated On: 12/25/07 at 04:11 PM

#1716

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:14pm

I suppose I could go either way. I'm definitely more inclined to the male instrument, if it comes to it though.


Plug socket...every time I read it I giggle.

#1717

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:16pm

Stick with your instincts. We'll have to discuss male instruments some time.

Speaking of which, my sax is fab!

Anyway...

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1718

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:18pm

The need for a younger Avatarian party grows more and more apparent.

Play that sax! Wow, I am so immature...

#1719

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:22pm

Yes, the male instrument is a bit more appealing, but there are always replacements that can be just as much fun...

Sorry, I have such a dirty mind today. Bad Geek!

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1720

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:25pm

The Geek goes dirty! Filth!

I actually need to kit out my new instrument a bit, now that I remember it. A new mouthpiece and a stand. I have a clarinet stand, and when my friends who know about my sexuality see it (which is most of them by now), they make jokes about me using it as one of those items Geek mentioned. It does look a bit suspect, admittedly! But hell, no!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1721

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:25pm

Me too, don't worry.


And it's Christmas...oh boy.

#1722

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:27pm

Can you kids cool it with the sex talk, please? There are adults present.

#1723

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:28pm

Well, NOW there are!

Did you get my PM?

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1724

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:29pm

Sorry, DG.


Wait, there's a difference between a clarinet stand and any other music stand? I guess this is why I'm a singer...

#1725

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/25/07 at 4:30pm

A clarinet stand is for holding the clarinet, not the music! It's for putting it on when you're resting or playing an alternate instrument.

And it does look a bit bad;

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

Updated On: 12/25/07 at 04:30 PM