I just got my hair cut at lunch. I'm feeling pretty cute, so I'll let that slide this once.
Besides, I'm in love.
New, same, or old?
Definitely old. She's got a thing for the matrons.
Same.
Same, same, same. *sigh*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Not fleecy! Really, really, really, really, really blue. Really.
I already have all of my letters of rec., Rath. You'll have to find some other threat. Sorry.
It's raining, it's pouring
my lovelife is boring me to tears,
after all these years
No shunshine, no moonlight,
no stardust, no sign of romance
we don't stand a chance
I've always dreamed I'd find
the perfect lover
but he turned out to be
like every other man I've loved
Raining
pouring
there's nothing left for us here
and
we
won't
waist
another
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Oh.
Enough is enough! I can't go on, I can't go on no more no! Enough is enough! I want him out, I want him out that door now! Goodbye Mister!
*DANCE BREAK*
That's waste, mateo. As in excrement.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Story time!
A racoon tried to eat my show bird's toes this morning, so I ran out and chased it away. Then, I ran back to the house and slipped on the stairs. My foot slid on the frost and went right under the step and I got a huge lump. It's pretty amazing. A true battle wound.
*dances*
*leaves, because I always do what Rath tells me to do*
DGG, you are a hero to birds.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*proudly thrusts out chest and stands in hero stance*
Huzzah!
D2, not everything is about YOU! Narcissist.
Go read and respond to your emails, Mister.
oops.
No wonder. She's a bird-brain.
*holds Stagey down so DGG can kick him*
Which account, Rath? Home or work?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*happily kicks Stagey, then feels bad and goes to make him a Get Well card*
work!
OMG! Rath, I just had a major flashback. My mom did that to me once. I'd hit my little brother and she held me down so that he could hit me back.
Just came in, Rath. Speechless.
DGG, don't kick Stagey too hard. He's po.
Nice parenting, Stagey!
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