Ugh. Cramps are the worst. My friend used to miss a day of school once a month. We always knew when she was raggin'.
(This is payback, bitches.)
My flow was unusually heavy this month. I ruined my new white capris, dammit!
I'm going for a mani, pedi and maybe a facial tomorrow. Yippee. But first I have to go out to dinner tonight with some friends who are going to ply me with questions about my parents and I'm just not up to it.
'later.
Tazzie, why in the hell are you wearing white capris in October? You can be shot for that in the south.
and Taz I thought you were the one to save me from this...
but you're just like ALL THE REST...Taz has a vagina!
Mateo, you can always stick with Harris...
But Harris has udders.
apparently childbirth puts the nix on the cramps cause i haven't really suffered through them since I was a teen. i get bitchier (if that's possible) but that's about it
At least he doesn't ignore emails while he posts.
It was part of my revolutionary costume JG.
Just don't wear white shoes with them around Kathleen Turner.
winter white is ok though.
<- - - does not own any white pants.
dgg, try midol that first night of cramps. it usually works wonders.
I distinctly recall my outfit for the first day of school in 3rd grade: white slacks, white dress shirt, and purple cardigan. Now add a bowl cut and glasses. Yeah.
But Stagey, how old were you when you got your period?
Why are you discussing your primary school attire?
Darn you Rath!
I was 14 1/2. I thought I was never going to get it which was just fine by me, because as sheltered as I was, I believed a man and a woman only had sex to procreate. And though I didn't know why, I DID know I didn't want to have sex with my husband. So, if I didn't get my period, I wouldn't ever have to have sex.
I weart white pants all year long. There is such a thing as winter white, you know. But not white shoes. Never white shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day. Especially around Kathleen Turner.
Oh, and Rath: check your emails.
I did.
Check yours. Oh and while you're at it - check your work email and let me know if you got a response from yesterday.
No.
Dead.
Maybe.
oh god, here they go again.
Deet, how are you feeling?
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