I was directing a production of WONDERFUL TOWN once out on Long Island, and it was a warm night so we had the doors open. All of a sudden one of the guys (yes, a guy) let out a scream - a huge oppossum had just wandered into the auditorium and parked itself in the aisle. Those things are exactly as you described, Stagey - like a big overstuffed rat. It sort of just looked at everybody and everything, and then just turned around and walked out. I guess it didn't like musicals.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)