I think it's time for a brief revival of an old chestnut:
Attend the tale of SM2
He's into piss, he's into poo
Just let him know you're into scat
He'll be on your doorstep in ten seconds flat
With diapers
And Charmin too
The dirtiest poster on Broadway
(World)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)