Is there some way...

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Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:39pm

we can blame George W Bush for the crash of that stupid Genesis spacecraft in the Utah desert today?

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re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:40pm

Hey, a few facts come to mind when it comes to Bush-haters stretching (and boy, REALLY stretching it.) the truth!

It's possible.

Updated On: 9/8/04 at 12:40 PM

re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:47pm

Well I'm totally blaming him for the fact that we got 5 inches of rain today and my commute was all screwed up.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:54pm

i'm still wet...

re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:56pm

Hurricane? What hurricane?

Damn him!

re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:59pm

Isn't it interesting that hurricanes are never named after someone with the initial W?

Coincidence? I think not.

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Updated On: 9/8/04 at 12:59 PM

re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:04pm

Or "Z".

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re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:09pm

True that.

But there are plenty with Frenchified names. What does that tell you?

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re: Is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:10pm

My homework? All his fault. Same with my bad wrists, the bad weather, and the fact that the food in my college dining hall last night was barely fit for a prison cafeteria.

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Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:13pm

what does that tell you?

i tell you what it tells me, fool. it tells me that sheila jackson was right when she said that hurricane names are "lily white!"

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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Updated On: 9/8/04 at 01:13 PM

#11

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Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:15pm

Papa, that's QUEEN Sheila to you.

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#12

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:15pm

I know a black woman named Lily White.

#13

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Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:16pm

I know a white woman named Karen Black.

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#14

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:17pm

most of joan armatrading's best stuff was produced by steve lilywhite.

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re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:19pm

I know a white woman named China and and a Chinese woman named America.

#16

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:19pm

what about the director Robert Longbottom or our friend Jack Noseworthy?

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#17

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:22pm

Or a president named Bush?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#18

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 1:22pm

Don't you guys know anything? If it makes you happy, then Bush is responsible. If it makes you angry, it's the CIA's fault. If you can't find the enemy, start a new war.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#19

re: is there some way...

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:46pm

Mister Matt, who am I supposed to blame for my stupidity at forgetting everything in Latin today? I mean, blaming Bush sounds awesome........but he wasn't there.

Or WAS he?

Real men are tenors.

Updated On: 9/8/04 at 07:46 PM

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