For years, Channel 5 in New York has a public service announcement that went:
Authoritative Voice: It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?
Now they've taken that theme, but they use famous people to say it. Some of them look like they are at a party and half drunk and don't want to say it. Some of them say it real fast. And some of them emphasize the wrong word.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.