As Miss Piggy sang,
Oh, you can KISS MY ASS
On a Monday, a Monday, a Monday
Is very, very good.
Or you can SUCK ME
On a Tuesday, a Tuesday, a Tuesday
In fact I wish you would
Or you can EAT ME
On a Wednesday, a Thursday, a Friday,
And Saturday is best,
But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday
'Cause that's my day of rest!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Divine Miss Piggy,
who wouldn't deign to SH*T on Xenia, Ohio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRdkRaKgIsY