It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#0It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:46am
It is good to be a woman:
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems...
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#1re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:01pmWell put beacon! Happy heart day.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#2re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:25pmConsidering I'm PMSing at the moment, I'm thinking I HATE BEING FEMALE AHHHHH! Thanks Beacon, :)
#3re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:29pmI don't know, I kinda like giving myself a yank every now and then as I fart
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#5re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:34pm
SOMMS needs his other playmates to keep him in line...
Eddie? Cookie? Bboobs? Mr. Rask?
...RSR?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:41pmSOMMS!! Behave, or no cookies!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#7re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:42pmI'm actually missing the by-play between them all. Fun to sit back and watch.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#8re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:48pmI dinna think I could do anything to keep SOMMS in line....
#9re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 12:55pm*pats Cookie on the ass as he tunes out the women* Updated On: 2/14/05 at 12:55 PM
#10re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:01pmGood luck tuning out THIS woman, SOMMS.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:06pm*shoves chocolate in Rath's yap*
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#12re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:07pmThanks for giving me a smile on this dreary dark day.
#13re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:08pm*munches happily, no longer caring if she's tuned out or not*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Chrysanthemum62001
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/14/04
#14re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:09pm
I love this!!!
*sings* "Cause I'm a woman. W-O-M-A-N!"
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
Updated On: 2/14/05 at 01:09 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:10pm
"How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#16re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:10pmI'm at school right now, but before my mom left for her business trip she left me a big box of chocolate to eat :)
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#17re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:13pmBeacon this was great! Thanks. O and Happy Valentines Day to you.
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#18re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:17pmwhat's SOMMS congratulating me for?
#19re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:20pmI just wanted to swat that sweet little tushie, Cooks! Now, win one for the Gipper!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#20re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:21pm
Oh, beacon... it's always wonderful being a woman, isn't it?!
..and chocolate is guaranteed to solve all problems!
Now, about these silly men... 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:31pmDid somebody in pink say something?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#24re: It's good to be a woman (this one is for Addy!)
Posted: 2/14/05 at 1:34pm*takes more chocolate from SOMMS*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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