Jack Me. NOW!- Page 133

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:33pm

Hehe. I like the Braves.
*ducks away from crazy northerners*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:34pm

sox sux... there, I said it...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:35pm

beacon even reading a thread called "Jack me"..scares me !!!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:37pm

Do you do the tomahak chop???

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:44pm

A prostitute was in hospital having a kidney removed. Just after the doctor had removed the kidney he was about to stitch up the wound. Just then the prostitute woke up on the operating table. She looked up at the doctor and asked him not to bother stitching up the wound.

When the doctor asked why she replied "Well, I've been having a hard time lately and I might see if I can get some extra work on the side".

[Princeton78]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:46pm

EEEEW!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:50pm

Brdlwyr, my undergrad college also did the chop. How Un-PC, I know.

BOOOOBS, don't make me laugh. You know you love the thread title!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:51pm

Cow #1: Moooooooooooooo.
Cow #2: Damn it, I was just going to say that!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:52pm

*Cue Harris*

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:54pm

BWS - and annoying. During the glory days for your Braves I hated them solely becasuse of the chop.

Illinois needs to get rid of Chief Illiniwek which is nothing sort of insulting and mostly embarrassing.

Oh, and I disagree about Barack's speech. My wife and I both cried.

The convention on a whole sucked though.

We were there three nights for Chicago 1996.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:55pm

A threadjack can be a thing of beauty...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:55pm

There were three friends. Their names were Manners, Pooh and Shut-up. One day Pooh fell out the window, so Manners went to pick him up, while Shut-up called 911.

The police asked him for his name. He said, "Shut-up."
The police said, "Where's your manners?"
Shut-up said, "Around the corner picking up Pooh."

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:55pm

<---- He's baaaaaack!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:57pm

YEA !!!!!!

bway..you know I LOVE the title of this thread...it was beacon I was talking about...innocent Mormon girl going into this thread...makes you wonder how innocent she really is.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:00pm

We have her all figured out, Boobs. She ain't so innocent.
If she had Patrick Wilson alone for an hour, the things she'd do would get her kicked out of any church.

Luv ya, Beacon! Mean it!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:00pm

beacon is completely innocent...
untouched by the world...
sweet as can be...

(at least that's what I've printed on the 3x5 cards Patrick will use when making his statement to the authorities)

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:01pm

Beacon1, stealing ideas from the Michael Jackson method of character witnesses?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:08pm

beacon..I hear there's a cell waiting for you in Virginia.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:13pm

Hehe. Oh, Booooobs...you need to hang out on this thread more often, k?
Pour me another white cosmo, love...

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:35pm

Infidels...

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:45pm

I must admit that I get a little turned-on by the subject line of this thread.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:46pm

ConvinceMe, I must say the same is true about your photo there.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:55pm

Yeah, John Gavin sure is something. In fact, he's one of the two most beautiful men who ever lived! In fact, it should be larger to really see just how beautiful he is.

Updated On: 4/13/05 at 03:55 PM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:56pm

I think I see something similar in your signature, CM2...oh, wait. No, must have misread it.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:59pm

And the other most beautiful man who ever lived, Guy Madison