There were three friends. Their names were Manners, Pooh and Shut-up. One day Pooh fell out the window, so Manners went to pick him up, while Shut-up called 911.
The police asked him for his name. He said, "Shut-up."
The police said, "Where's your manners?"
Shut-up said, "Around the corner picking up Pooh."
Hamlet's father.