Addy, if I sent him over to you, I'd make sure he did more than give you a bath. And, God, don't you know I wish I had the power to order Billy around? Geez!
Check it out on the Broadway Cares website, Lwyr. It's a charity fundraising event where, basically, hot Broadway men and women strip for money! They literally do pole work and whatnot. Oh, yeah, there are actual musical numbers and stuff as well, but I think most people are there for the pole. :)