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#4701

Jack the Staff

I guess I should start checking these horoscope thingys
#4702

Jack the Staff

They're fun, Cookie, and all of mine are frighteningly lining up.
#4703

Jack the Staff

it's just that they're usually horror-scopes to me...
#4704

Jack the Staff

My office is freeeeeeeeeezing.

I'm wearing a fleece jacket. (Good thing I had one left over from winter!)

brrrrr...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4705

Jack the Staff

Good Morning Jack Hoffs and the rest.

TGIF.

Undi - love the avatar.
#4706

Jack the Staff

I frightened my coworkers with my suit this morning... I told them I was going on an interview...
#4707

Jack the Staff

Addy...can you send some of the AC my way??? It's like an oven in this room...I keep taking clothes off.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4708

Jack the Staff

Hot in
So hot in here
So hot in, eh oh

Wanna lil' bit a eh, ah
And a little bit a eh, eh

Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh

Just a lil' bit a eh, eh
Just a lil' bit a eh, eh

I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, tryin' to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
Eh I'm leavin, please believin' oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds are feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin' for
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on

Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles
What good is all the fame if you ain't the models
I see you drive sports car, ain't hittin' the throttle
And I'll be down, I'll do 100, top down and goggles
Get out the freeway, exit 106 and park it
Ash tray, Kryptic, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, get out walk it
I spit things 'cos baby I can't talk it
Whoa, sweatin' it's hot up in this joint
Vokal tanktop, on at this point
You're wit' a winner so baby you can't lose
I got secrets can't leave Cancun
So take it off like you're home alone
You know dance in front the mirror when you're on the phone
Checkin' your reflection and tellin' your best friend
Girl I think my butt gets big

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on

Mix a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it just fall out
Give a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it hang all out
Wit' a little bit of the eh, eh
And a sprinkle a that eh, eh
Let it just fall out
I like it when you eh, eh
Girl, Baby make it eh, eh

Oh stop pacin', time wastin'
I got a friend wit' a pole in her basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin' like Jason (Oh)
Unless ya gonna do it
Extra, extra, spread the news
Check it Nelly took a trip from the Lou to the Neptunes
Came back wit' somethin' thicker than fittin' in Sassoons
Say she's got a thing about cuttin' in restrooms

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on

Mix a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it just fall out
Give a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it hang all out
Wit' a little bit of the eh, eh
And a sprinkle a that eh, eh
Let it just fall out
I like it when you eh, eh
Girl, Baby make it eh, eh, oh
#4709

Jack the Staff

BB - I thought your job was to take your clothes off??
#4710

Jack the Staff

All dressed up on a Friday, Cookie... very suspicious!

Boobs, come hang out with me. I'm about to put my coat on, too.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4711

Jack the Staff

Like you need a reason for that, Boobs.
Good morning, Cookie! Can't wait for tomorrow! I'm sitting next to you because we missed out on SBL Wednesday.

oh, Addy, in the last office I worked, the girls ALL kept a jacket, even during the summer. Sounds like you have the same problem. I have the opposite problem in that my blood seems to operate at at least 150 degrees on average...
#4712

Jack the Staff

Now lets get it straight...I only take my clothes off on Saturday nights and there is usually a pole involved.

*runs to Addy's office to keep her warm and cool me down*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4713

Jack the Staff

It's so unpredictable, Bway.

Which is why I never wear anything really warm (wool sweaters or suits), and always have sweaters and jackets. But today is really unbearable. I feel like I'm outside in winter. If I had gloves I would put them on. And I NEVER get cold... Oh, where is a Hot Flash when you need one?!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4714

Jack the Staff

A-OK, bway!

It's always drafty near the computer... I usually have my lab coat on...
#4715

Jack the Staff

BB - Addy would never cool me down, I would get hotter.
#4716

Jack the Staff

If I sit in between Addy and bway, would I have to wear short sleeves to keep from overheating?
#4717

Jack the Staff

Addy, you should know better than to actually ask for something like a hot flash...you'll get more than you bargained for.
That's why I ask for hot, rich boyfriends so my lowered expectations will be happy with what actually shows up. Jack the Staff
#4718

Jacking in Heat

not to mention K, Undi-licious, Boobs, Mrs. Varley and Hardy, and so many more.....
#4719

Jacking in Heat

C- who is hotter - BWS or Addy???

Just joking........

I know realize that you are a switch hitter.
#4720

Jacking in Heat

Cookie is a switch hitter? He can turn my light on anytime he wants. Jacking in Heat
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4721

Jacking in Heat

batter up

Jacking in Heat
#4722

Jacking in Heat

Cookie....I love you in striped pajamas, swinging your bat. Jacking in Heat
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4724

Jacking in Heat

Is it ok to accept a second date in the same week? Or should I wait? And, do I even want to go down this path?

...I think not so much. Is that wrong?

Just thinking out loud. Don't mind me.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 4/29/05 at 11:49 AM

#4725

Jacking in Heat

Not so much to all three questions?
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