Jack Me. NOW!- Page 277

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:41am

That was funny...

Beautiful day in the great Pacific Northwest.

"Just as your world seems to be contracting to the size of a pea, a nice phase of expansion kicks in. Help it along by varying your routine and greeting new people like old friends."

Yay... I like expanding worlds.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:45am

Don't be too quick to climb on your high horse. Others are entitled to their opinions, and if you listen instead of preaching, you may hear some very sensible -- and very useful -- stuff.


Huh? But I don't preach. Nor do I like horses....

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:02am

If everyone else was jumping off a bridge -- well, you know where this is going. Don't get so caught up in the moment or in the group mindset that you turn into a lemming.

So...if everyone else is stalking a Broadway/Film star I shouldn't just join in?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:03am

beacon, I thought you were the chairperson of that board...

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 8:44am

We haven't jacked in a couple of days.

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 8:51am

A SONG FOR THE MORNING:

Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 9:47am

Speak for yourself, Poppy.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 9:49am

I was simply talking about this thread, bway.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 10:18am

bway's a dirty birdie

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 1:11pm

Uh...this is a surprise?

[BT]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 1:17pm

but isn't it always the dirty birdy that gets the worm?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 1:45pm

Someone turned me on to this song. Can't stop playing it on repeat right now.

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all

I never know what the future brings
But I know you are here with me now
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?

I don't know why you're so far away
But I know that this much is true
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I pray in you're the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right
And though I can't be with you tonight
And know my heart is by your side

I don't want to run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 2:14pm

Who sings that?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 2:21pm

lol. Yeah, it's also on his own album, which I think is called "Gotta Get Through This."

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 6/22/05 at 2:21pm

Oh dear. That's two reasons why I can never listen to that song right there. Shame.

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:55pm

My horoscope:

Not that you would, but with your compelling presence you could start your own cult right now. Instead, dwell in the intersection of fantasy and reality -- and, yes, let people worship you.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:57pm

bwaysinger is Boris Badanov! I LOVE IT.

Who is Natasha?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 12:11am

who else could be, beacs? :)

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:39am

ooh, felt like jacking a little...
There. Much better.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:43am

why do it alone when you've got others?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:12pm

especially if assistance is required

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:41pm

*raises hand*

I'll help. I'll help.

"The situation seems stiflingly dull -- until you start delving a little beneath the apparent surface. You'll find plenty of oddities to fascinate you and perhaps also a real force for change."

Yeah. No idea what that's supposed to mean.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:44pm

Anyone wanna help me jack?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:45pm

and the situations here are anything BUT dull...

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:46pm

you didn't answer Mr. Singer, DD...