Jeff Gannon's Secret Service Records Released

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:14am

The Secret Service finally released some records on the comings and goings of our friend Jeff Gannon, the White House p*ss whore, thanks to a Freedom of Information Act request by Representatives Slaughter and Conyers.

Seems he paid 200 visits to the White House, but only 155 of them were for press briefings.

Hmmm...

"On at least fourteen occasions, Secret Service records show either the entry or exit time missing....on most of these days, the records show that Guckert checked in but was never processed out."

Hmmm... Maybe he slipped out the rear entry...

"Guckert sometimes stayed for an extended period of time before and after press conferences, particularly early in his tenure. This was especially common during his first few months, when he might be in the White House for as long as six hours."

Hmmm... A six-hour coaching session...? Yes, SIR!

"Occasionally, the former Talon News reporter visited the White House twice on the same day."

Hmmm... Maybe he went back for something he forgot. Like his watch. Or his jockstrap.


Secret Service records raise new questions about discredited conservative reporter

Updated On: 4/25/05 at 11:14 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:35am

Oh Joey I love you! Sometimes I think you & I are the only ones who still think about this. Gannon's website is particularly amusing-- he lists the questions he'd ask if he were still allowed to attend press briefings. And his performance at the "What is a Reporter" is still rerunning on C-Span, but beyond that no one seems to care. The republican's have such a tight grip on this nation's news media-- it's a pity.

The big question still to be answered is: Who requested these passes for Gannon?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:43am

No, Joe, I care. I actually wrote our lovely NYS senators to request that they continue to call for inquiries into this fiasco.

[WOSQ]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:37pm

Well, who do you think he was sleeping with?

Its safe to rule out Mary Cheney and Condoleeza Rice, but everybody else is fair game.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:39pm

I don't believe there was any sleeping involved.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:40pm

that because mary and snaggle tooth were busy cleaning each other's carpets.... we'd like to thank you, herbert hoover!

maybe supreme homphobe himself georgey-porgey?

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:43pm

I have still been following this fiasco as well, the arrogance and ability to get away with every dirty trick there ever was of this whole administration just kills me. As far as I'm concerned Gannon is the "administration."
broadwayguy: porgey and dick and ... hmmm

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 2:04pm

shrubby man DOES have ears like handle bars!!!

and hey... bush and dick... come on now...

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 2:30pm

One more impeachable item that has been easily swept under the rug.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 3:23pm

Not yet, jrby. Those Secret Service reports were just released this morning.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 3:25pm

Interesting that it's not being reported by any news services where I can see them, though.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 3:57pm

Maybe it wasn't a pretzel Bush choked on...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 4/25/05 at 3:59pm

oh dear... though maybe it involved being twisted into a pretzel....