Jessica Simpson dropped from label

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 2:52pm

What label will pick her up, if any? Will we ever again see her do her facial impression of a baby platypus who forgot to take his Beano before eating a grande bean chimichanga when she sings? How could she not make money for a label when just here on BWW she has well over two fans?
if proactiv drops her she's officially dead meat

[danmag]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 5:21pm

Well, this is just a tragic turn of events.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 5:25pm

God, I hate her facial expressions when she sings!

She was funny on "I Get That Alot" though.

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 5:31pm

What. a shock.

[Q]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 7:40pm

"LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Contrary to erroneous online reports, Jessica Simpson has not been dropped from her country music record label.

A country music Web site claimed the pop star-turned-country singer had been dumped by Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville, noting Jessica was no longer present on either label's Web site.

However, a spokesperson for Jess' longtime label, Epic Records, said she was only working with the country labels on a temporary basis.

"Jessica is and has always been an Epic artist. She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She continues to be on Epic's label," the spokesperson told Access Hollywood on Tuesday."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 8:27pm

OH THANK GOD! I thought the report sounded fishy. Or chickeny. Wait, is it fishy or chickeny?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 9:49pm

Well... it says Chicken by the Sea.

[Craww]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 10:02pm

Maybe Ashlee can get her a spot on the new Melrose Place remake.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/7/09 at 10:31pm

Is there an opening for a duck-billed semi-aquatic mammal by the pool?

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 2:43pm

I hope she doesn't think that this is the perfect opportunity to focus solely on her film career!

Or

Come to broadway! She could get what ever role she wanted in a musical in close to a heartbeat!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:04pm

Could "The Hadrosaur Monologues" be done as a musical?

[PiraguaGuy2]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:21pm

Chunky bitch.

[danmag]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 5:36pm

Oh, she'll be fine. She'll probably go back to working on her Ph.D.

Or her career in porn.

Whatever...