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#1

Jesus Kidnapped - Ransom Demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 2:54pm

TheatreDiva, When I saw this I thought of you.

"Meet the lovely Jean Mansel from Oakfield Township, Michigan. Jean received what has to be one of the hottest ransom notes in history. It seems that a few of Jean's neighbors are pissed off, because they believe she's not picking up her dog's _____. They have kidnapped her statute of Jesus which was in her front yard and are holding it ransom. She received a phone call from a raspy voice. The voice told her to check her mailbox. She did and found this note:

“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”

Pick it Up or Jesus Dies!

"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------ "I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett

#2

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:02pm

oh lord.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#3

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pm

Papa, you kidnapped my capitalization. Put in back or I'll walk my wiener on your block.

"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------ "I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett

#4

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pm

I guess they didn't ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" before going rhrough with this.

Wait, wait, did they actually use the words "poopie" and "weiners" practically right next to each other? Good God.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#5

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pm

this really isn't about dog poop anynmore is it, jag?

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#6

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 4:24pm

How funny!

Some girls at the opera were telling me about this!

Thanks for the link!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#7

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 6:52pm

Byron, were these REAL GIRLS........or the kind of girl that you are.........a middle aged man putting a wig and dress on and trying to still hang on to his obvious lost youth? GROW UP!!!

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 06:52 PM

#8

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 6:56pm

Steve,

I see you're back, even though the mod's deleted your last account.

I don't know WHAT your problem is, but why don't you just come out and say whatever you want to say to me?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#9

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:01pm

See that just shows how limited you are. I am coming out and saying what I want to say to you. duh!!!!!

There is clearly something wrong with you. Get back to your padded cell immediately.

Why do you have to put on your profile that you have been in major motion pictures? Why do you need to impress total strangers? Why would anyone care what you may have done? Being in a motion picture is not unique! You are not special.

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:01 PM

#10

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:03pm

someone's off their me-eds, someone's off their me-eds.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#11

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:04pm

Anyone know if Jesus has been resurrected yet?

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#12

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:05pm

The person who is off their meds is Byron. AKA Theatrediva. Who never done any theatre in his life. Putting a wig and dress on and acting like a fool doesnt mean that you're a theatre person. It's sad.

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:05 PM

#13

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:07pm

Steve,

What is your point? If you don't like my profile, then why are you a sock puppet devoted only to posting to me?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#14

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pm

stevie, stevie, stevie...see we mostly like byron aka theatrediva. you're a minority here and being a republican i'm feeling a hate crime coming on.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#15

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pm

I'm pretty sure WORKING in the theatre makes you a theatre person. Did I miss the memo where only actors are theatre people?

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#16

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pm

His TOTAL posting history as of now:

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 07:05:50 PM
The person who is off their meds is Byron. AKA Theatrediva. Who never done any theatre in his life. Putting a wig and dress on and acting like a fool doesnt mean that you're a theatre person. It's sad.

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 07:01:51 PM
See that just shows how limited you are. I am coming out and saying what I want to say to you. duh!!!!!

There is clearly something wrong with you. Get back to your padded cell immediately.

Why do you have to put on your profile that you have been in major motion pictures? Why do you need to impress total strangers? Why would anyone care what you may have done? Being in a motion picture is not unique! You are not special.

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 06:52:55 PM
Byron, were these REAL GIRLS........or the kind of girl that you are.........a middle aged man putting a wig and dress on and trying to still hang on to his obvious lost youth? GROW UP!!!

re: it's so quiet, shhhh, shhhh, it's oh so still Jan 21, 06:51:19 PM
Byron is at it again with his queeny comments. You are such a disturbed person. You need medical attention..

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:08 PM

#17

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:12pm

nitsua no you didn't miss the memo. Byron all his life has been a "hanger oner." Trying to fit in when he's just a misfit. When you're as old as Byron is, it's sad.

Byron you ask my point. See...again you are so limited.
Isn't it obvious that no one on this board likes you or believes any word that you said. Like last summer when you posted a thread about you leaving LA to do costumes in Maine or wherever it was. WHO CARES? Why would you think anyone would be interested in that? WHO CARES?

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:12 PM

#18

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:14pm

Steve,

Are you a bitter ex?

Did I dump your tired ass?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#19

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:16pm

i think he deeply loves you, diva. deeply.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#20

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:19pm

a bitter ex? Please. See how self-centered you are. I know that this will be difficult for you to understand. It's not always about you.

#21

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:21pm

face it, diva, this is a long lost conquest who never was able to accept that you weren't "all woman" and that it was ok with him at the time. he still feels dirty about biting the pillow.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#22

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:21pm

"It's not always about you."

Are you talkin' to me? 'Cause it is all about me.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#23

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:23pm

Steve,

When the ONLY thing you post about is me, then it IS all about me.

You started that.

It’s obvious that someone is painfully jealous.

It’s obvious that Steve has been following my postings and, for some reason, has finally decided to call me out.

Steve, when I say I’m posting to my friends here, I’m sorry you weren’t included in that. I’m sorry that your feelings were hurt. I guess I’ve been spending too much time photo-shopping all my obviously fake pictures.

I have been called much worse names by much better people than you.

So if you think you are doing me harm, you are sadly mistaken.

And sort of pathetic at this point…

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:23 PM

#24

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:27pm

that's true. i called him a three toed hairless sloth just the other day and i'm so much better than you it hurts me just to be in the same thread as you.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#25

jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded

Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:32pm

His computer must have crashed.

I'm sure he still would like to say something to me...

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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