Jesus Kidnapped - Ransom Demanded
Jesus Kidnapped - Ransom Demanded
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#1Jesus Kidnapped - Ransom Demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 2:54pm
TheatreDiva, When I saw this I thought of you.
"Meet the lovely Jean Mansel from Oakfield Township, Michigan. Jean received what has to be one of the hottest ransom notes in history. It seems that a few of Jean's neighbors are pissed off, because they believe she's not picking up her dog's _____. They have kidnapped her statute of Jesus which was in her front yard and are holding it ransom. She received a phone call from a raspy voice. The voice told her to check her mailbox. She did and found this note:
“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”
Pick it Up or Jesus Dies!
#2jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:02pmoh lord.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#2jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pmPapa, you kidnapped my capitalization. Put in back or I'll walk my wiener on your block.
#3jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pm
I guess they didn't ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" before going rhrough with this.
Wait, wait, did they actually use the words "poopie" and "weiners" practically right next to each other? Good God.
#4jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 3:05pmthis really isn't about dog poop anynmore is it, jag?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 4:24pm
How funny!
Some girls at the opera were telling me about this!
Thanks for the link!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 6:52pm
Byron, were these REAL GIRLS........or the kind of girl that you are.........a middle aged man putting a wig and dress on and trying to still hang on to his obvious lost youth? GROW UP!!!
Updated On: 1/21/08 at 06:52 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 6:56pm
Steve,
I see you're back, even though the mod's deleted your last account.
I don't know WHAT your problem is, but why don't you just come out and say whatever you want to say to me?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:01pm
See that just shows how limited you are. I am coming out and saying what I want to say to you. duh!!!!!
There is clearly something wrong with you. Get back to your padded cell immediately.
Why do you have to put on your profile that you have been in major motion pictures? Why do you need to impress total strangers? Why would anyone care what you may have done? Being in a motion picture is not unique! You are not special.
Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:01 PM
#9jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:03pmsomeone's off their me-eds, someone's off their me-eds.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:04pmAnyone know if Jesus has been resurrected yet?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:05pm
The person who is off their meds is Byron. AKA Theatrediva. Who never done any theatre in his life. Putting a wig and dress on and acting like a fool doesnt mean that you're a theatre person. It's sad.
Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:05 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:07pm
Steve,
What is your point? If you don't like my profile, then why are you a sock puppet devoted only to posting to me?
#13jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pmstevie, stevie, stevie...see we mostly like byron aka theatrediva. you're a minority here and being a republican i'm feeling a hate crime coming on.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pmI'm pretty sure WORKING in the theatre makes you a theatre person. Did I miss the memo where only actors are theatre people?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:08pm
His TOTAL posting history as of now:
jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 07:05:50 PM
The person who is off their meds is Byron. AKA Theatrediva. Who never done any theatre in his life. Putting a wig and dress on and acting like a fool doesnt mean that you're a theatre person. It's sad.
jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 07:01:51 PM
See that just shows how limited you are. I am coming out and saying what I want to say to you. duh!!!!!
There is clearly something wrong with you. Get back to your padded cell immediately.
Why do you have to put on your profile that you have been in major motion pictures? Why do you need to impress total strangers? Why would anyone care what you may have done? Being in a motion picture is not unique! You are not special.
jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded Jan 21, 06:52:55 PM
Byron, were these REAL GIRLS........or the kind of girl that you are.........a middle aged man putting a wig and dress on and trying to still hang on to his obvious lost youth? GROW UP!!!
re: it's so quiet, shhhh, shhhh, it's oh so still Jan 21, 06:51:19 PM
Byron is at it again with his queeny comments. You are such a disturbed person. You need medical attention..
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#16jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:12pm
nitsua no you didn't miss the memo. Byron all his life has been a "hanger oner." Trying to fit in when he's just a misfit. When you're as old as Byron is, it's sad.
Byron you ask my point. See...again you are so limited.
Isn't it obvious that no one on this board likes you or believes any word that you said. Like last summer when you posted a thread about you leaving LA to do costumes in Maine or wherever it was. WHO CARES? Why would you think anyone would be interested in that? WHO CARES?
Updated On: 1/21/08 at 07:12 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:14pm
Steve,
Are you a bitter ex?
Did I dump your tired ass?
#18jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:16pmi think he deeply loves you, diva. deeply.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#19jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:19pma bitter ex? Please. See how self-centered you are. I know that this will be difficult for you to understand. It's not always about you.
#20jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:21pmface it, diva, this is a long lost conquest who never was able to accept that you weren't "all woman" and that it was ok with him at the time. he still feels dirty about biting the pillow.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#21jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:21pm
"It's not always about you."
Are you talkin' to me? 'Cause it is all about me.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#22jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:23pm
Steve,
When the ONLY thing you post about is me, then it IS all about me.
You started that.
It’s obvious that someone is painfully jealous.
It’s obvious that Steve has been following my postings and, for some reason, has finally decided to call me out.
Steve, when I say I’m posting to my friends here, I’m sorry you weren’t included in that. I’m sorry that your feelings were hurt. I guess I’ve been spending too much time photo-shopping all my obviously fake pictures.
I have been called much worse names by much better people than you.
So if you think you are doing me harm, you are sadly mistaken.
And sort of pathetic at this point…
#23jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:27pmthat's true. i called him a three toed hairless sloth just the other day and i'm so much better than you it hurts me just to be in the same thread as you.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#24jesus kidnapped - ransom demanded
Posted: 1/21/08 at 7:32pm
His computer must have crashed.
I'm sure he still would like to say something to me...
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