Ken Lay Screaming in Hell

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Posted: 7/7/06 at 4:49pm

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Day Two in Hell

Georgie:

Christ it's hot. Apparently Enron has been sending a lot of energy down here. People said we made a deal with the Devil, but I swear Skilling never told me about this.

Day One was Orientation. In the morning they buggered me senseless. After a short tea break they picked up the tempo.

Georgie, I've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that they already have a spot picked out for you in a room run by Zarqawi and some other pissed off Arabs. The goods news is that most of your family, friends, and loyal supporters will also be coming down here--although they'll be too busy being tormented to be much comfort for you.

Do me a favor and ask Cheney to say a few prayers to Lucifer, asking him to give me an easier gig. Cheney's a favorite down here, and I think his intercession might get me into a room where things are a bit easier.