Kids-In-Mind.com

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 11/26/05 at 11:35pm

I thought it was amusing how they analyzed RENT. Under Sex/Nudity:

"Several women dance in an exotic dance club: they wear skimpy outfits that reveal cleavage, bare abdomens, legs and part of their buttocks, while men and women watch them and they tuck money into their garments. A woman begins to lift her top (acting like she will take it off) and she reveals her bare abdomen. A woman pulls down her skirt and exposes her bare buttocks to three men. During a performance a woman grabs her breasts and pretends to be drinking milk from a cow's utters. A man and a woman dance the Tango and are then joined by others (the women wear low-cut dresses) who dance with seductive gestures and caress each other. A woman wears a tight-fitting outfit, she crawls on the floor looking for something, and a man admires her buttocks. A woman wears a skin-tight cat costume, and a woman dances seductively around a man. Two gay women hug and squeeze each other's buttocks."

Under Violence/Gore:
"A woman sleeping on the street is rousted by the police, she gets up and yells at a man. A man cleans the windshield of a car while the car speeds away. People stand on the balconies of apartment buildings and burn pieces of paper. We hear that a dog is killed."

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 11/26/05 at 11:40pm

Hm.

I'm not sure what to say to this.

[Anakela]

Posted: 11/26/05 at 11:49pm

Oh this is the best website for mocking!!

My friends and I would chat each other actual lines of 'review' from this site all the time, they're so lame, and it's great if you think of them being said in that voice of Rev Lovejoy's wife on The Simpsons, you know, "won't someone please think of the children!"

To slightly threadjack, my favorite 'review' has always been from that Disney ice skating movie Ice Princess: "Teenage girls wear skating costumes that are short, revealing thighs and matching underpants..." Um, dur, they're skating costumes!!

[trpguyy]

Posted: 11/26/05 at 11:51pm

I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. I understand that parents want to know about something before letting their kids see it. Well, some parents anyway.

Who's to judge what's not important for parents to know? That's why they mention every little thing.

[iheartcheyenne123]

Posted: 11/26/05 at 11:55pm

hhahahhaaa....i agree EverythingIsRENT...i thought that was too funny lol

[Aigoo]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 2:07am

A woman wears a tight-fitting outfit, she crawls on the floor looking for something, and a man admires her buttocks.

Do they mean the sweater-like rag and the skirt that Mimi was wearing?

[Piazzaslight]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 3:55pm

I recall someone saying that this site makes the film sound like a porno once. My response to them is:

Honey, sites like that make EVERYTHING sound like a porno.

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:38pm

i'm not saying there is anything wrong at all with the website itself ,but the way they word these scenes is just highly amusing!

[enjolrasissex]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:44pm

For Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, under Sex/Nudity, they include the fact that Filch was dancing with Mrs. Norris at the ball. For those of you who don't know...Mrs. Norris is a cat.

[LuvBroadwayHugs]

Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:08pm

Ahh, second crack up of the day. And I finished my term paper. Hah. I think it's funny how they describe the tango and it's "low cut dresses"