Too bad the tucker was off, I really need to visit the outhouse...
Did no one see the "ok maybe not" after I said "I have found my true calling" or had everyone quit reading my post in disgust by that point?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
but the rock pot in the meadowed grasslands of yonder beach were grown to quarter foot!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I just want to jump in and say I'm fascinated reading this thread - it truly does give me a 'fish out of water' sensation - thank you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
shame meet kickers are scungy, cos beauty mate, me new thongs are real top-notch
		     			DGrant, you should have been here earlier.  Your fish would have been in the mud. 
 
 
 
Doxy, it's really exciting!  I can hear a sexy Aussie man talking to me when I read your posts!  *squiggles*
		     						     						
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
right on ya mate....but, oy, the covers of the franks were blown off to a new locus
Shame I don't really talk like this...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
		     			i do.... 
 
that's why i am in the crazy house...WOO HOOO 
 
(my madhouse is/was the model for Sweeney Todd) 
 
BLAH LAH LAH BLAH WOO TOO
		     				
		     					
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
		     			Having wallowed in the mud on many occasions, that wouldn't intimidate me, dear 
		     				
		     					
		     			Yes, but would you enjoy the topless wrestling in which FloweryFriend and I were engaging?  (another example of a sentence twisted in knots because of my inability to end a sentence with a preposition...damn English teacher father!) 
 
 
Paradox---you don't?  Oh, crush my hopes and dreams, why don't you!
		     						     						
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Having enjoyed FF's antics for months here, there is nothing that she might engage in that would turn my head!
		     			I still have the accent! 
I just don't talk like a skeg or a drongo...
		     				
		     					
		     			1. "me new thongs are real top-notch" 
Now THAT I understood. 
I also know what an "old codger" is, thanks to The Miller's Tale. 
 
2. What does "tucker" mean? That's my puppy's name! 
 
3. Gunn, sorry about that. I guess I missed that part of your post. You are forgiven. 
 
4. DGrant! What are you implying???
		     						     						
		     			*sighs dreamily, contemplating PE's voice* 
 
You know, a guy once got me to go out with him by pretending he was Australian.  
		     						     						
		     			you know that you wear thongs on your feet? 
 
I'm impressed! 
 
and tucker is food
		     				
		     					
		     			I don't technically date. 
But if I did, I think I'd exclusively date men with accents.
		     						     						
		     			We have thong slides in the US too darling. 
We just call them flip-flops most of the time.
		     						     						
My china, he wouldn't have made the Manangatang thirds.
		     			My dad calls them thongs.  My sister yells at him when he does it in public. 
 
 
Yeah, I love accents.  It was kind of a shock when I found out he *wasn't* Australian after dinner and a movie...
		     						     						
		     			and in New Zealand they're called jandals! 
 
don't get me started on Kiwi slang... 
 
although my favourite is that correction fluid (white-out in Australia) is called TWINK in New Zealand!
		     				
		     					
		     			Twink??? 
 
That's effing brill!
		     						     						
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
		     			isn't it white out here, too? I had no idea what you meant by correction fluid... 
 
yes, the australian accent is my favorite english accent...
		     				
		     					
		     			"I don't technically date. 
But if I did, I think I'd exclusively date men with accents." 
 
B-b-but... *lip quiver* I think I am going to go cry myself to sleep now...
		     						     						
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