Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas?

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:38pm

I realized that I don't have a costume... and I'm going to a karaoke bar tonight, so it would be fun to be SOMETHING. Any thoughts?

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:47pm

Dress normally and wear a sign that says "Nudist on Strike".

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:49pm

Or wear nothing and a sign that say's "Papa's Bitch"

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:55pm

Gunn, I LOVE that idea! I've heard of people in normal clothing being a "homicidal maniac", "Opus Dei member", "closet porn addict", "needy cuddler", "Scientologist", and other such scary/strange things that you can't identify by appearance alone. One Halloween, whenever someone asked me what I was, I took something from them (a hat, a plastic cup of punch, etc.) and said I was a "kleptomaniac".

But I think "Nudist on Strike" might be the best I've heard of! I might have to do that...

Updated On: 10/31/06 at 12:55 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:55pm

But then, you're going to have to deal with every other guy asking you if you'd cross his picket line.

Wear one of the Tony Awards dresses and a tiara and go as a princess. Or buy two bags of sugar and wear them in a bra and be Mel Gibson's Sugartits.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:07pm

"Wear one of the Tony Awards dresses and a tiara and go as a princess."

Or Tonya Pinkins.

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:54pm

Or, how about going as Crazy One-Hand-Coming-Out-of-the-Neck Guy? [ pokes hand out from the top of his shirt collar ] "Hey! I'm Crazy Hand-Coming-Out-of-the-Neck Guy! Now, give me some candy! Don't you think I deserve some for being this crazy?!

[MistressoftheHouse]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:56pm

Hahaha, that's great touchme...I have that whole skit. What were some of the others? Just about to sneeze man? Newspaper face or something like that?

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:17pm

Bed sheet with two holes?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:23pm

Or for Sarah Silverman fans, bed sheet with one hole?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:26pm

I'm not big on dressing up - so for this "Dead Party" I went to on Friday, I just bought some 'dead make-up' (the base is called Blithe Spirit) and some other dark colors, and just made myself up normally with those colors and wore my regular clothes. Everyone thought it was freakish because it was me but dead.

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:39pm

I have a good one....I used it on Saturday night. I was the song "Come on Eileen". Easy costume. Use your imagination.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:53pm

Why would a nudist strike? What would they strike for? Higher pay? Better hours? Nicer flip-flops?