Let's do a Remake
Let's do a Remake
#0Let's do a Remake
Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:35am
Mommie Dearest
Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Joan Crawford
Dakota Fanning as Young Christina
Thora Birch as Christina Crawford.
At least we all know the acting would be on point.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: Let's do a Remake
Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:32amI always wanted to see "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" with Madonna and Courtney Love.
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#2re: Let's do a Remake
Posted: 3/17/05 at 1:07pm
I always wanted to see "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" with Madonna and Courtney Love.
Okay, that totally just induced a spit take on my part!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#3re: Let's do a Remake
Posted: 3/17/05 at 1:29pm
"I always wanted to see "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" with Madonna and Courtney Love."
I always wanted to see it with Liza and Lorna. They'd be perfect for Baby Jane: The Musical.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
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