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Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:35am
Mommie Dearest
Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Joan Crawford
Dakota Fanning as Young Christina
Thora Birch as Christina Crawford.
At least we all know the acting would be on point.
Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as Joan Crawford
Dakota Fanning as Young Christina
Thora Birch as Christina Crawford.
At least we all know the acting would be on point.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
