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#26

lie on a resume?

I urge you NOT to lie on your resume.

This is the advise I give my son: Always think things through. True, you may really need this job, however, there is always the risk of this being exposed. Whenever that happens, it's always when you need a job most or when you need that boss for a recommendation.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#27

lie on a resume?

somms, i have no pants on. more respect or less?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#28

lie on a resume?

I am respectfully MOIST!
#29

lie on a resume?

Ohio, Sueleen. The bar I want to work at requires you have one, though not everywhere in the state does. But I'd get paid WELL at this place, so I'll deal with it. Reason #1209102 why Ohio is an awful, awful place to live.
#30

lie on a resume?

one lie always leads to another......big mistake
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#31

lie on a resume?

jag, I didn't know you were in Ohio?
KFTC!!!!!
#32

lie on a resume?

they only require resumes from them dirty, dirty girls from that state up north, jag2.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#33

lie on a resume?

I guess so, papa. Those drunk rednecks need to know what they're getting into with me.
#34

lie on a resume?

As someone who does hiring I look for someone who is dependable and personable and can be a good trainee, someone I can mold into a job. I would be suspicious of a Mr. Experience who has no current references that can be verified.

Don't be afraid to say to an interviewer that you know the job market is tight and you are worried about that, but you will learn and promise to do your best as an employee.

In a restaurant you need to get along with hungry and sometimes grouchy customers. Having good social skills, neat appearance and pleasant disposition are more important than being a possibly bad employee at a possibly fictional restaurant.

I worked once at a luxury resort where you had to do a year of being a server's assistant (the one who sets and clears the tables) before you could be a server (the one who goes home with hundreds after the split).

I'll ask you specific questions about your previous jobs. So you'll need to fabricate a web of lies to cover your first one. If something doesn't seem right I'll not consider you. If you are on the job and I find you have been lying, you are out. You will also need to lie to your co-workers and potential friends, and make sure you are consistent.




" Deep down inside, we are all wolf/dogs at heart." Phyllis Rogers Stone
#35

lie on a resume?

P.S.

If anyone is looking for a seeasonal restaurant or resort job, they are hiring now all over the map. This is a good way to get that initial experience. Servers often get good pay and in some very lovely places.

http://www.coolworks.com/
" Deep down inside, we are all wolf/dogs at heart." Phyllis Rogers Stone

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