Life in 2005
Life in 2005
#0Life in 2005
Posted: 12/23/05 at 8:38am
I'm sure some of you have seen this, but I just got it this morning, and it made smile.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends ....you know you want to!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#1re: Life in 2005
Posted: 12/23/05 at 10:09amI loved it.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#2re: Life in 2005
Posted: 12/23/05 at 10:16amI'm especially, guilty of numbers 3,5 and 8.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3re: Life in 2005
Posted: 12/23/05 at 10:16amlol!!
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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