“If you don’t give me this job I’ll tell everyone that you showed me your penis…Oh, I’m sorry Ma’am, I had no idea. I’m going to go now.”
LMAO That made my night...
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."