This will be the one and only time I say this, But oh if I only I were 4'11...*sigh*
"It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.
This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers."
- Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
I never want to be reprimanded again for being too sexually explicit on these boards because children post here. I will save all the talk of masturbation and blow jobs being discussed here by 12 year olds as an illustration that nothing is too shocking for the OT board.