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#51

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:25pm

Matt, I love you. That's the best term ever.

As witnessed from my backyard, at the house next door:

(two guys jump on a trampoline.)

Guy one: Dude!
Guy two: Dude, I know!
(guy one's pants fall down, revealing ugly old boxers)
Guy one: Dude! (pulls pants up)
Guy two: Dude.

Apparently there is no rise too low for some people.

Updated On: 11/24/04 at 11:25 PM

#52

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:25pm

edit: the pictures didn't work...

Updated On: 11/24/04 at 11:25 PM

#53

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:30pm

Wait a sec, can we define low-rise jeans and if there's a difference between guys and girls low-rise?

#54

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:31pm

Baggy pants are not low rise at all.

They are kinda the opposite, since low rise jeans are rather tight.

Overly baggy pants are just weird looking.

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#55

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:33pm

"Baggy pants are not low rise at all."

yes I know I just thought it would be appropriate to say that in this thread than start a new thread about baggy pants

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#56

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:34pm

oh I couldn't do them justice if I were to model them. I'm going to need to bring in an outside talent for this bold new world of scrotal cleavage and toupees. right now we're talking to bill shatner's people.

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#57

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:35pm

Tiff, here's a good picture of a good lookin' guy working the low-rise.

http://raulesparza.com/press/2002fall-showpeople.html

#58

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/24/04 at 11:44pm

I decided I like low-rise :)

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#59

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/25/04 at 12:44am

Ah yes, thank you Som. Emcee took it upon herself to run to her email and send it to me. I decided I like low-rise too.

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#60

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/25/04 at 1:03am

Since someone mentioned 'what's wrong with guys wearing pants that fit?' I have to add something. I absolutely LOATHE seeing guys who insist on having their pants so low that their crotch is falling somewhere at or below their knees. What's UP with that?! What's the purpose? It's not attractive or sexy, and quite frankly, I think it just makes a guy look like a slob.

Sorry for the random rant, but I've noticed this more and more lately, especially today. Saw this REALLY HOT guy today while I was out to lunch... looked over what he was wearing and good Lord. I would not be caught dead out somewhere with him. Which is really unfortunate, and of course makes me sound really shallow, but I don't think it's too much to ask for a guy to put some effort into his appearance.

Okay, I'll step off my soap-box and shut up now.

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#61

re: Low-rise jeans...

Posted: 11/26/04 at 7:40am

I have a problem with girls wearing pants that seem designed to mold their butts into a shapeless mass. The female posterior is round - specifically, it is two round mounds of flesh with a crevice between them. What's up with these stretch pants that flatten and press everything together into one big square slab?

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