MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!

[Roscoe]

MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#1

Posted: 7/19/08 at 10:23pm

AP -- July 19, 2008. Reports are coming in from theatres around the world that MAMMA MIA, the really dreadully bad film that everybody likes anyway because it is just so totally harmless and innocuous, is having the unexpected effect of curing psoriasis.

"Yes, it is true," said BWW administrator Zorba LaSalle. "My psoriasis was cleared up by the pure joy of MAMMA MIA. as bad as it is, and Pierce Brosnan's singing in particular. Thank you, MAMMA MIA!"

Unconfirmed rumors are circulating that the film has cured schizophrenia, caused dental cavities to spontaneously fill themselves, and heal hernias. Phone calls to Meryl Streep were unreturned at press time.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

[Glebb]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#2

Posted: 7/19/08 at 10:33pm

LOL!

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

[DG]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#2

Posted: 7/20/08 at 2:19am

Edited to allow the fun. Updated On: 7/20/08 at 02:19 AM

[miss pennywise]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#3

Posted: 7/20/08 at 2:23am

Now, if they could just make a movie that cures GRUMPINESS!

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[Chance]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#4

Posted: 7/20/08 at 2:31am

there's a difference between grumpiness and being a total twat.

[RetroBoy]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#5

Posted: 7/20/08 at 5:00am

wow roscoe that's really messed up. i mean i didn't enjoy the movie as much as others did. i personally was expecting more but that's okay but i wouldn't go out of my way to criticize those on the board who got enjoyment out of it even if i didn't. everyone's entitled to their opinion.

[verynewyorkcurious]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#6

Posted: 7/20/08 at 5:15am

I don't get it. In all seriousness, was that supposed to be funny?

[Weez]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#7

Posted: 7/20/08 at 7:27am

So it's true! At least half of you genuinely don't understand satire!

The Off-topic board is so illuminating as to why none of you ever get my jokes. :3

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

[Glebb]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#8

Posted: 7/20/08 at 8:05am

I'm certainly not enjoying not liking it.
I wanted to like it a lot.
But there so was little singing and dancing.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

Updated On: 7/21/08 at 08:05 AM

[zepka102]

re: MAMMA MIA Cures Psoriasis!!!#9

Posted: 7/20/08 at 7:20pm

Any reports on Dark Knight's affect?

::bust a move::

[papalovesmambo]

tdk induces hemorrhoids#10

Posted: 7/20/08 at 7:23pm

burning and itchy

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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[Borstalboy]

tdk induces hemorrhoids#11

Posted: 7/21/08 at 10:05am

What MAMMA MIA did to me was make me excited to be middle aged. Clearly, being menopausal is FUN! FUN! FUN!! FUN!!!! I can't wait to jump up and down on beds and act giggly and girlish and wear thoroughly unflattering outfits just like Christine Baranski!

Bring on those hot flashes, it's gonna be fun!

FUN!!! FUN!!! FUN!!! FUN!!!!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[PalJoey]

tdk induces hemorrhoids#12

Posted: 7/21/08 at 10:06am

You have NO idea. ;-}

[Roscoe]

tdk induces hemorrhoids#13

Posted: 7/21/08 at 10:33am

THE DARK KNIGHT Causes Deep Introspection

by Julian Craster

AP July 21. As the film THE DARK KNIGHT sets attendance records around the world, there have been confirmed reports of the film's chief side-effect: deep introspection and profound meditation on the nature of evil.

"My boy Cruel just won't come out of his room," said Mrs. Edna Sandwich, 60, of Horner's Corners. "He saw THE DARK KNIGHT and has started reading this Nietzsche person, and won't discuss anything but evil and its place in the universe. He used his allowance to paint his room black."

A non-profit organization has been set up to combat the effects of the film. Known as GLAD (GLoom And Doom) Warriors, they are scheduling site visits and interventions for the serioiusly DK-influenced. "We just want to remind folks that there's life after THE DARK KNIGHT," said GLAD Warriors CEO Dr. Karl Jaquith. "We recommend pipes. Messy things, pipes. I like em."

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

[Glebb]

tdk induces hemorrhoids#14

Posted: 7/21/08 at 10:35am

"Edna Sandwich" - LOL!

Why the names from The Red Shoes? hahaha

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

[Mister Matt]

Oh, Roscoe...#15

Posted: 7/21/08 at 11:57am

Mamma Mia cleared up my eczema and when I arrived home, all the dishes from the dishwasher had been magically cleaned and put away. I highly recommend this film to everyone with unnaturally dry skin and dirty dishes.

I haven't seen The Dark Knight yet. I just can't seem to get interested in it at all. Perhaps it is from all the shallow extospection caused by the miraculous powers of the fabulous Mamma Mia.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Borstalboy]

Oh, Roscoe...#16

Posted: 7/21/08 at 12:02pm

MAMMA MIA made my hemorrhoid pop!


So I got not only FUN! FUN! FUN! but unbelievable relief as well. Even "mindless fluff" can cause a great catharsis!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali