MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 5:14am
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 5:16am
Nice, very nice.
Good morning all!
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#2re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 6:13am
Tee hee! Good morning BB! Good morning shira! 
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#3re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 6:15am
*yawn*
Morning Mom.
I haven't yet gone to sleep 
Insomnia!
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#4re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 6:23amOh shira I am so sorry how icky! I just woke up about half an hour ago and now need coffee to jump stsrt my brain.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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#5re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 7:51amAh! Too funny!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#6re: MONDAY M0RNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/19/06 at 9:30am
Nice. I love this one. 
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