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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen? he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais? he tries. The two continue to stare. Parlare Italiano? No response. Hablan ustedes Espanol? Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first American turns to the second and says, Yknow, maybe we should learn a foreign language.
Why? says the other. That guy knew four languages, and it didnt do him any good.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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