MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/12/09 at 8:42am
Shrek, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure"
Jennifer Lopez agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether - Shrek was strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest, and Brad Pitt was the hottest
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
"Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Jennifer Lopez walked in and said..."Well its true. The mirror told me that I am the sexist woman alive"
Brad Pitt walked in and said, "Who the hell is Broadwayboobs? 
Happy Columbus Day all!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/12/09 at 8:51amThat was great!!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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