MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 8:21am
At an army training camp in Florida, the Sergeant is giving a talk: "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment." An alligator came in the room and bit the Sergeant's penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the Sergeant poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.
"Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Sergeant. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 8:31amIn the rodeo, you only have to stay on for 8 seconds - but they buck harder.
#2MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 9:12amHe wants the Sergeant to poke him somewhere else.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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