MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 8:21am
At an army training camp in Florida, the Sergeant is giving a talk: "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what I call commitment." An alligator came in the room and bit the Sergeant's penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the Sergeant poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.
"Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Sergeant. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."
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#2MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 8:31amIn the rodeo, you only have to stay on for 8 seconds - but they buck harder.
#2MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/4/11 at 9:12amHe wants the Sergeant to poke him somewhere else.
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