MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/23/11 at 8:21am
A man comes home after a long day at work only to get hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife.
In a Few hours, the man comes to, and he asks his wife, "What the f*ck was that all about?!"
His wife says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that read
ebbie with a phone number!"
The man explains" honey, that was my racehorse, Debbie! I went to the track yesterday and bet on her!"
The man's wife apologizes sincerely.
The next day, the man comes home from work to get a lamp broken on his head.
He says "what the f*ck was that for?!"
His wife says, "Your racehorse called!!!!!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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