MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/25/11 at 8:10am
Young Woman: 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
Priest said: 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
Young woman: 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'
Priest: 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
Young Woman: 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
Priest: 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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