MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/5/11 at 7:22am

Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded!

1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When tour daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t here.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

[eponine88]

Posted: 12/5/11 at 10:44am

Oy. The sad thing is- even though this is meant as a chuckle- I have actually heard teachers make comments like these. There was one teacher we had in grammar school that was known for frequently telling parents that their children should not be allowed to breed. She also told one father that his son would never amount to anything more than a garbage man. Of course, it turned out the father she was talking to *was* a sanitation collector. Whoops...