MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/23/13 at 8:49am
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
"Mary... Mary...."
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas." 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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