MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Grandpa was showing his young grandson around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."

That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"

The grandson jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"

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