MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/04 at 7:27am
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . . . " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/04 at 9:35am
thanks for the chuckle this morning Boobs 
*kiss*
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/04 at 9:36amBB once again I love you!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#3re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 10:38amhow is it that you're conscious and functional at 7:27 am, boobs? you're a miracle, dearie.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 10:55amLike 7:27 is early or something? we're up and out of bed every day by just after 6, and on the weekends we only seem to be able to sleep until maybe 8-ish if we're really worn out!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#5re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 10:58am
redhot...I was out partying with this board until about 11 p.m in the City and then drove back to Jersey and didn't crawl into bed until about 12:30 a.m...I thought it was a joke when that 4:20 a.m alarm went off.
Papa is a bad influence on me. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 11:01amyes - seems he's a naughty boy all right!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#7re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 8:23pm
This has to be one of the best ones Boobs thanks darling 
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#8re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 8:27pm
Boobs - how did I miss this until now??
Best one yet!!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#9re: monday morning chuckle
Posted: 10/11/04 at 8:33pm
"He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear
pants don't you?"
Have I ever told you how much I adore you, Boobs?
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