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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/04 at 7:01am

Football analysis by a blonde...

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get
the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25
cents!"



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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mominator
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:03am

Hey I resemble that remark! (Well I use to!)


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien


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