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Posted: 11/1/04 at 7:01am
Football analysis by a blonde...
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get
the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25
cents!"
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get
the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25
cents!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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