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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.
They argued and argued and finally the brunette said 'I'll go.'

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

LMAOOOOOO!!!

I missed you Boobster. And my flat screen just got a taste of Monday morning coffee!!
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Better late then never. Morning Boobs
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Sorry boys...I'm on vacatio and need to sleep a little longer.
Marquise always my pleasure to make you laugh my friend. Sorry to ruin your new screen. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Happy vacation BB dear! Now that was a GREAT blonde joke. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Have tons of fun this week. You so deserve some time off for good behavior. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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LMAO!!!!! And these blonde jokes are only for the people with FAKE blonde hair! Mine is ALL natuarl baby!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
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Gotta run to find Tommyboy...see you all later !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Awe boobs, I love ya!
XOXO
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Why did the blonde print TGIF across the top of her shoes? TOE GOES IN FIRST
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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