MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 7:08am
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
QueenMuppet
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/29/04
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 7:10am
Boobs! Thank you for that!!!
And how could I have possibly missed you yesterday? 
QM
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#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 8:24am
Oh My!!!
I love it Boobs!!!
You never disappoint...
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 8:26amAhhhhh, BB! How I've missed my morning chuckles. Thank you!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:02amHugs to Bboobs for a always giving us a morning chuckle!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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imcuteloveme
Broadway Star Joined: 9/8/04
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 9:51am
Thanks Boobsie! A laugh well needed.
Now I have to motivate myself to move from my chair to actually get dressed so I can leave my warm home and suffer to cold and rain at school. I'm jumping with joy! Can ya tell?
"It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.
This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers."
- Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/10/05 at 4:02pm
I'll drink to that.
Thank you, BB.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
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